And now, a quick word from the CEO of HAF Munchies for our new arrivals.
Welcome to HAF Munchies.
While we are still very much under construction, we are thrilled to see much of the infrastructure is well in place for growth. We look forward to revealing more about our subdomain options for your very own HAF Munchies Storefront (available with Monthly, Yearly, and Long-Term Contract Renewal Rates). We also have exclusive HAF Munchies Baggies for our Early Bird Registration members.
Have You Joined Your Desired HAF Munchies Fan Club Yet?
- Horny as Fuck Munchies | Fan Club Membership
- Hungry as Fuck Munchies | Fan Club Membership
- High as Fuck Munchies | Fan Club Membership
We are currently accepting membership in our three top HAF Munchies brands (Hungry, Horny, and High). By becoming a member of your desired HAF Munchies Fan Club(s), you are financially contributing to the growth of our Virtual Local Franchises infrastructure (Think of the Interns). As a thank you to our Early Bird Registration members, we are offering a discounted Monthly Renewal Rate on any available Virtual Local Franchises.
CEO, HAF Munchies
Who is HAF Munchies?
We provide the online storefront, you provide the local distribution.
Oh…did we fail to say there were munchies involved.
What is HAF Munchies?
The first step is to register your online HAF Munchies account. Once registered, you will receive an e-mail with your HAF Munchies Account and Password. Once you sign into HAF Munchies, you will have the ability to purchase your desired Virtual Locale Franchises (eg: Hungry, Horny, High) and Fan Club Memberships.
Please Note: Upon any purchase, you will be contacted by a representative of HAF Munchies to discuss online or offline payment options. Upon successful payment, your purchase will be processed (per Terms and Conditions of Agreement).
WTF is HAF Munchies?
Now that you have successfully registered your account, your next step is to become a Fan Club Member of your desired Virtual Local Franchises (Horny, Hungry, High). Once you are a member of a particular HAF Munchies Fan Club, you can further explore the world of HAF and Munchies related Virtual Local Franchises.
sour cream and onion chips…
with some dip, man.
Some beef jerky.
Some peanut butter.
Get some Haagen Dazs
ice cream bars. A whole lot.
Make sure chocolate.
Gotta have chocolate, man.
Some popcorn. Bread. Popcorn.
Graham crackers with the marshmallows,
the little marshmallows.
And little chocolate bars.
We’ll make some smores, man.
Yeah, that’s what
l was sayin’, yo.
Also celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch
with the little crunch berries.
We need two big pizzas, man.
Everything on ’em.
With water, whole lot of water.
Thurgood: Yea. Um, So how long’s [your dad] been in [jail]?
Mary Jane: Four years next month.
Thurgood: Four years. And what exactly was he selling?
Mary Jane: Marijuana.
Thurgood: FOUR YEARS JUST FOR WEED?! DAMN!
Mary Jane: Just? No, no, no, no. Not just. Marijuana is terrible. It’s a gateway drug. I mean, everybody knows that it leads to other stuff.
Thurgood: Yeah, mostly junk food.
Samson: Delilah, get me “eight fourteen”.
Delilah: [to another woman] Eight fourteen.
Thurgood: [whispers to Scarface and Brian] What the fucks “eight fourteen”?
[she pulls out a crossbow]
Thurgood: AH! I’m sorry y’all, I don’t want to be the first nigger to die from a crossbow.