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Top Half Baked Quotes | #9

Samson: Delilah, get me “eight fourteen”.
Delilah: [to another woman] Eight fourteen.
Thurgood: [whispers to Scarface and Brian] What the fucks “eight fourteen”?
[she pulls out a crossbow]
Thurgood: AH! I’m sorry y’all, I don’t want to be the first nigger to die from a crossbow.